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WORTHLESS POINTS(अनमोल पंक्तियाँ)

  WORTHLESS POINTS ( अनमोल पंक्तियाँ) HERE ⤵️ 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 6. Plagiarism saves time. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself. 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 12. We waste time, so you don't have to. 13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away! 14. Never criti
If money is the dirt of hands................ Then Ambani , Tata and Birla are the big dumping grounds.😈😝

Summer on fire

The sun is giving too much heat As, after washing clothes are drying in minutes And after wearing clothes become wet in seconds. 😝 😜

Typical Questions Are Here

 Typical questions:- "Had you done your mental treatment?" "Had you left drinking?" "Had you left gambling?" Note- say yes or no (only).😈
SANTA-" BANTA! I want to make lemonade               In large amount but lemon is much               Costly." BANTA- No worry I will help you. SANTA- HOW? BANTA- I have VIM whose one drop has                 power of hundred lemons    . BY T.J.
Ram- "Tell what is corona?" Sham - "It is a bigger version of summer               holidays."😃 Ram - "😵😵"
TEACHER- "Tell students what will happen                     If a large meteorite will crash to                     our earth. STUDENT- " Only a mettalic sound(ton) will                       occur sir." TEACHER-" WHY?" STUDENT- "Sir I thought you don't have                      Listen the song(Eh duniya Eh                       Duniya Pittal Di)." BY T.J.
 RAM-"I am thinking to buy a            Small Jupiter(scooter)."  SHAM-"Why not Saturn which is much              Smaller."😁 BY T.J.

Postpone

JOKES POSTPONED DUE TO PSEB  10TH RESULT 2020 by captain Amrinder Singh