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WORTHLESS POINTS(अनमोल पंक्तियाँ)

  WORTHLESS POINTS ( अनमोल पंक्तियाँ) HERE ⤵️ 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 6. Plagiarism saves time. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself. 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 12. We waste time, so you don't have to. 13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away! 14. Never criti

Balance Full Just Chull

Today I will tell you an easy way of checking your phone's balance :- 1.Take your phone and place it on your one finger. 2.Now try to balance it on your finger. 3.If the phone falls it means there is low balance and if not it has sufficient balance.😈😜. BY T.J.

The Kundali Joke

TINKU- "Great saint! Please tell my future." SAINT- "OK! Give me your कुंडली." TINKU - "Please take it." SAINT- "So your name is Tinku your father's                name is Raman you have 2 children                And you had bought 2kg rice                yesterday." TINKU-"Yes!Yes! all is right , you are great." SAINT -"No! My son you had brought your                Ration Card rather than कुंडली."☺ BY T.J.

SUNDAR lal Chadha

TEACHER- "Write your father's name in                       English." STUDENT- "DONE" TEACHER- "Tell what you had written." STUDENT- "My father's name is Beautiful                        Red Underwear." TEACHER-" WHAT ,tell in Hindi ?" STUDENT- "Yes sir his name is Sunder Lal Chadha."😃 BY T.J.