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WORTHLESS POINTS(अनमोल पंक्तियाँ)

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  WORTHLESS POINTS ( अनमोल पंक्तियाँ) HERE ⤵️ 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 6. Plagiarism saves time. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself. 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 12. We waste time, so you don't have to. 13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away! 14. Never criti
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World laughter day

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  WORLD LAUGHTER DAY SPECIAL A Punjabi went to a 5 ⭐hotel and talk in English with a Punjabi waiter:- Customer-" Deff What what is?( बेहरे क्या क्या है Waiter- "This this is?"( ये ये है) Customer- "Some good is?( कुछ अच्छा है) Waiter-" All good is? (सब अच्छा है) Customer- "Some ready is?(कुछ तैयार है) Waiter(giving menu)- " All ready is?(सब तैयार है) Customer- "All some bring?"(सब थोड़ाथोड़ा लाओ Waiter- "All coming is ?"(सब आ रहा है) AFTER EATING Customer- "Bill how  is?"(बिल कितना है) Waiter -"Rs1000 is?(हज़ार रुपए है) Customer- "Too much is?"(बहुत ज़्यादा  है) Waiter- " Eating before thinking was?"(खाने से पहले सोचना था) Customer -"Bill filling you chilling?"(बिल भरता हूँ तू ठंडा हो जा)😁 BY T.J. Note- Sorry for doing aunty uncle (माँ-बहन) of            English. PLEASE SHARE LAUGHTER AND COMMENT↓
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Crorepati in Minutes

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 Hello, Today I am going to tell you an easy way of becoming A Crorepati.Firstly you will have to go to the registrar office buy a stamp paper and write that from today your wife's name will be Crore and Done now you are a Crorepati.😄🤣😁😆
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Live Report

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Today when students are studying at home. Criminals are also studying their mistakes by watching C.I.D.,CRIME PATROL and SAVDHAAN INDIA.So be careful after opening lockdown.😈 By T.J.
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Time Change

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Couples after new marriage(during full moon night):- WIFE- "My dear! what is glowing in sky." HUSBAND-"It is your reflection called                                   moon My dear!"But......................... After 5years on a full moon night:- WIFE(expecting same)-"Mr. What is glowing                                             In sky." HUSBAND-" Don't know." WIFE- "TELL?" HUSBAND- "So listen your father is standing                       There holding C.F.L. in hand.(तो सुन तेरा बाप वहाँ c.f.l  ले के खड़ा है वहाँ पर)😁 Note - dear husbands don't try this at home. By T.J.
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Mughal/Google

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If Akbar was alive in 21st century what would happen:- Akbar:-"Senapati find Anarkali in minutes." Senapati:-"It is impossible Sir." Akbar:-"WHY???" Senapati:-"Because we are Mughal not Google Sir."🤣😆😀🤣😂 Note:-"Akbar fired Senapati and hired Google ceo."
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Assume jokes apart=world's best joke website

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A maths teacher was eating roti by dipping it in an empty container. At that time a student came and asked,"What are you doing Sir"?? The teacher said,"I had assumed that the container has dal".😉Student,"So Sir can I assume myself==Your son-in-law."🤣 Note:-The Student is assumed to be alive by his parents after that. R.I.P=Rest in peace🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Question

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🤪What will you call a Person reading JOKES?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ANSWER:- Me🤪
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