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WORTHLESS POINTS(अनमोल पंक्तियाँ)

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  WORTHLESS POINTS ( अनमोल पंक्तियाँ) HERE ⤵️ 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 6. Plagiarism saves time. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself. 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 12. We waste time, so you don't have to. 13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away! 14. Never criti
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Balance Full Just Chull

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Today I will tell you an easy way of checking your phone's balance :- 1.Take your phone and place it on your one finger. 2.Now try to balance it on your finger. 3.If the phone falls it means there is low balance and if not it has sufficient balance.😈😜. BY T.J.
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The Kundali Joke

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TINKU- "Great saint! Please tell my future." SAINT- "OK! Give me your कुंडली." TINKU - "Please take it." SAINT- "So your name is Tinku your father's                name is Raman you have 2 children                And you had bought 2kg rice                yesterday." TINKU-"Yes!Yes! all is right , you are great." SAINT -"No! My son you had brought your                Ration Card rather than कुंडली."☺ BY T.J.
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SUNDAR lal Chadha

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TEACHER- "Write your father's name in                       English." STUDENT- "DONE" TEACHER- "Tell what you had written." STUDENT- "My father's name is Beautiful                        Red Underwear." TEACHER-" WHAT ,tell in Hindi ?" STUDENT- "Yes sir his name is Sunder Lal Chadha."😃 BY T.J.
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The Empty Joke Do Not Open

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  Bola Na Empty Hai Vishwas Nahi Mujh Par Ab Dekh Isse Chalte Hue Aur Kya🤣😵🤣😵😂😭😵😂   You Was Advised To Not Open In Heading So Why Opened It Now Watch This Text Running 🤣😭😵😂😂😭😭😂😂😭
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Angrezi Beat

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An English teacher's last wish when she was  In I.C.U. that :- "The name of I.C.U. should be corrected to I WILL SEE YOU.(with fullstop in end)"🤣😵😭 Oh! i Forget To add Full Stop Her Aatma Will Put Me in Comma😄 Note:-Now The Teacher Is R.I.P (Resting In Peace☮️)with full Stop in The End.
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Be The Sun 🌞 In My Life

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 Husband:-)"Wife Can You Be The Sun Of My Life." Wife:-)"Yes My Dear🦌I will." Husband:-)"So Remain 149.38 crore kilometer away from me As earth 🌎 and sun 🌞 Difference Please. Note:-)Now Husband Has Been Launched To A Space In Nearest I.C.U.😂🤣😂🤣💔😵
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The Aliens 👽 Talk Joke

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  Conversation between Two  Aliens Ghanta and Panta:- Ghanta-"I have one question can you answer it." Panta-"Of Course i will answer it." Ghanta-"So tell that in साबुन दानी there is soap,in  चूहा दानी there is mouse 🐀But why there are humans in मच्छर दानी instead of mosquitos??????????.🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Panta-"This is because in the viens of mosquitos there is the blood of humans("मच्छरों की रगों में इन्सान का ही खून है ")and on Earth 🌎 The animals with same blood live like a family .'😂😀😂😀😂😀😂 Note:-These Alien 👽 Are Soon Coming To earth 🌎 And Want A Room at rent If you have such room 😹.Please Comment To tell About your place.
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