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WORTHLESS POINTS(अनमोल पंक्तियाँ)

  WORTHLESS POINTS ( अनमोल पंक्तियाँ) HERE ⤵️ 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 6. Plagiarism saves time. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself. 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 12. We waste time, so you don't have to. 13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away! 14. Never criti

When god is smart

This is what when God is over smart:- A person after great तपस्या pleased God and Get one  वरदान he asked god,"I want a life Where I have a fully A.C. room full of money and where people come after asking me ."GOD- " तथास्तु" BUT............Today the person is An A.T.M. guard .😁 BY T.J.
Mother-"What are you doing. " Son-" Reading 📖 book 📙. " Mother-" Okkkkk. " After one hour Mother-" Which book you are reading from one hour. " Son-" Face book. "😈 😁 Note- Both Face and back of son has been. .  fractured.  😂 
RAM- "I am very bored what should I do?" SHAM-"You should paint your house with                Birla white Putty." RAM- "WHY?" SHAM- "Because the company ad says,"      DIWARE BOL OTHENGI." then you can talk with walls and remove your boringness."😅 BY T.J.
TINKU- "Which companies has  most ads?" PINKU- " DIAPER COMPANIES" TINKU- " WHY?" PINKU- "Because behind every truck                 They had given ad ," USE DIAPER                  AT NIGHT"with "BLOW HORN".😁 TINKU- " RIGHT."📯🥳📯 BY T.J.

हिंदी-Chini

DIFFERENCE:-An Indian 🇮🇳 woman👩 sees cockroach and Shouts-"Bachaooooooooo" A Chinese 🇨🇳  woman👩 sees cockroach and shouts- "Chalo Khaooooooooo." And cockroach shouts-"Bachaooooo. "😈 😁

Jungle joke

One night Two friends went to jungle where lion 🦁 Live and talk with each other to Remove fear:- Ramesh- "You don't feel fear that the lion 🦁can eat both of us".  Suresh-"NO, because I know lion 🦁 only eat non veg" Ramesg- "So what???"  Suresh-"And as You know We are pure veg so lion cannot eat us."☺ Ram - "You are a genius Suresh. "  Note- The lion 🦁 suicided after listening the conversation.  . . . . . . . . 

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If you have never seen an owl............. . . Then I am sure you had never seen the mirror. 😜😝

Be Scientific

According To Science:- If your weight is 100kg on earth than your weight will be 16.6kg on Moon .So if your weight crosses 100kg so donot think you are fat you are only on the Wrong Planet my dear 😜😝 

Pataka Pataka

On a Diwali day children fire a cracker on the road and on the same time an aunty come there:- Children(shouted) -" Aunty Pataka Aunty Pataka. " Aunty(wearing saree)  -" ना बेटा अब वो बात कहां।  Children(again) - Aunty Pataka Aunty Pataka. " Aunty(smiling) - Nooooooo. 😂 And the cracker blast on her Children-" Aunty ऊं फट सवाहा"😈 😁

Vadakkam

A Punjabi went to a south Indian hotel and order 14 vadas(वडा) but only one vada  came :- Punjabi- "One problem." Southmanager-"What problem. " Punjabi -" Vada kam(less vadas) " Southmanager -" Vada kam(hello in tamil)  . " Punjabi(in anger) -"I said vadakam". Southmanager - "Okk Sir Vadakam. " Punjabi(last time) -"I said Vada kam" Southmanager - "Okk Sir Vadakam" Note- Today manager's 32दाँत kam.. Don't argue with a hungry punjabi😂😂😂