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WORTHLESS POINTS(अनमोल पंक्तियाँ)

  WORTHLESS POINTS ( अनमोल पंक्तियाँ) HERE ⤵️ 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 6. Plagiarism saves time. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself. 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 12. We waste time, so you don't have to. 13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away! 14. Never criti
RAM-"Tell which alphabet is revolutionary? SHAM-" F " RAM- "WHY?" SHAM- "Because it can convert our teacher                 Into फटीचर and sauce into अफसोस." 😉 RAM- " Yes ,you got it." By T.J.
Husband-  "my wife! today is your birthday                    tell me where to go." Wife- "I want to go to a place where people            deadly wants to go." Husband- "So lets go to(shamshanghat)                     Cemetery." Wife- "WHY?" Husband- "Because people got dead to go                   there."                   ☺☺☺
Once Sham a फूल went to doctor for his acidity problem and the doctor suggested him eating fruit without peeling(छीलना )  .... But today he is In ICU for his stomach. . . . operation because of eating . . . Coconut without peeling(छीलना) 😂😝 Note- Don't try this at home. 
DOCTOR- "What is your problem?" PATIENT- "Doc! every night I saw matches." DOCTOR- "Not to worry I will give you pills                     and all matches will  postpone." PATIENT- "Sir I can't take pills from today?" DOCTOR- "WHY?" PATIENT- "because today is final."☺ BY T.J.
SANTA- "Tell Mr. Terrocardreader ,what                 Is my future?" Terrocardreader- "Santa you will open 2                                   factories in future ." Santa become very happy but............................. Now he is a watchman and opens 10 factories  everyday in morning. ☺ 😂😂 BY T.J.
TEACHER- " Tinku tell why we put cotton in                       the nose of dead body." TINKU-"Sir, so that the dead body cannot                 Breathe again and be alive."😅 TEACHER- "😵😵"
Parents expectations:- SON-" I have topped the I.A.S. test." PARENTS- "Well done!" Reality:- Son- "I have passed a test." PARENTS- "Which one I.A.S or I.P.S.?" Son- "Not them, I have passed corona test." By T.J. 😈
RAM- "Tell which is the only place where               there are many people but we still                Feel lonely?" SHAM- "Don't know, please tell." RAM- " Examination hall."😁 BY T.J.
A Thief's watsapp status:- I am a great entrepreneur I had given jobs to 1000s of people called police ☺ And................. The police comments on that status boss Please come to office your cabin(jail) is empty BY T.J.
WIFE- "I wish I had married to a devil than               You." HUSBAND-"But my dear did you don't know                      you can't marry  your brother (Devil)."😈 Note- Today husband is R.I.P.☠ BY T.J.
A nuclear definition of marriage by Einstine from his bio-graphy:- Marriage is a slow reaction whose results can be seen after years Marriage is that experiment which is done to be good but result remain same every time Marriage in first year is like discovery of atom and after that converted into atom bombs. E=△mc2, this all I can say, the world says I am most Intelligent but I think they should meet my wife before saying this. 😂😈
Bill Gates make windows rather than gates. Dirubhai Ambani never sell mangoes (Amb) Markzuckerberg never sell burgers . So never take your surname seriously😂
If money is the dirt of hands................ Then Ambani , Tata and Birla are the big dumping grounds.😈😝

Summer on fire

The sun is giving too much heat As, after washing clothes are drying in minutes And after wearing clothes become wet in seconds. 😝 😜

Typical Questions Are Here

 Typical questions:- "Had you done your mental treatment?" "Had you left drinking?" "Had you left gambling?" Note- say yes or no (only).😈
SANTA-" BANTA! I want to make lemonade               In large amount but lemon is much               Costly." BANTA- No worry I will help you. SANTA- HOW? BANTA- I have VIM whose one drop has                 power of hundred lemons    . BY T.J.
Ram- "Tell what is corona?" Sham - "It is a bigger version of summer               holidays."😃 Ram - "😵😵"
TEACHER- "Tell students what will happen                     If a large meteorite will crash to                     our earth. STUDENT- " Only a mettalic sound(ton) will                       occur sir." TEACHER-" WHY?" STUDENT- "Sir I thought you don't have                      Listen the song(Eh duniya Eh                       Duniya Pittal Di)." BY T.J.
 RAM-"I am thinking to buy a            Small Jupiter(scooter)."  SHAM-"Why not Saturn which is much              Smaller."😁 BY T.J.

Postpone

JOKES POSTPONED DUE TO PSEB  10TH RESULT 2020 by captain Amrinder Singh

B'Facts

B' s Facts Is the coolest letter as it always remain in  b/w A.C. Is a blood group which is always +ve. Can harm you with its dunk. Is a second class grade (which can be given in any class) A word used to describe 20 in Punjabi.😅 BY T.J.

The Mask Joke

Wife- "what should I wear so that I may look beautiful ?"         Husband- "MASK" NOTE- the husband is in I.C.U. ☺️☺️☺️BY            T.J.