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WORTHLESS POINTS(अनमोल पंक्तियाँ)

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  WORTHLESS POINTS ( अनमोल पंक्तियाँ) HERE ⤵️ 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 6. Plagiarism saves time. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself. 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 12. We waste time, so you don't have to. 13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away! 14. Never criti
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TINKU had emptied all the chawanprash From the jar. PINKU- "What are you doing ?" TINKU- "I am finding gold and silver." PINKU- "WHAT?" TINKU- "YES this is Sona Chandi                     chawanprash." BY T.J.
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Balance Full Just Chull

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Today I will tell you an easy way of checking your phone's balance :- 1.Take your phone and place it on your one finger. 2.Now try to balance it on your finger. 3.If the phone falls it means there is low balance and if not it has sufficient balance.😈😜. BY T.J.
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The Kundali Joke

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TINKU- "Great saint! Please tell my future." SAINT- "OK! Give me your कुंडली." TINKU - "Please take it." SAINT- "So your name is Tinku your father's                name is Raman you have 2 children                And you had bought 2kg rice                yesterday." TINKU-"Yes!Yes! all is right , you are great." SAINT -"No! My son you had brought your                Ration Card rather than कुंडली."☺ BY T.J.
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SUNDAR lal Chadha

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TEACHER- "Write your father's name in                       English." STUDENT- "DONE" TEACHER- "Tell what you had written." STUDENT- "My father's name is Beautiful                        Red Underwear." TEACHER-" WHAT ,tell in Hindi ?" STUDENT- "Yes sir his name is Sunder Lal Chadha."😃 BY T.J.
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The Empty Joke Do Not Open

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  Bola Na Empty Hai Vishwas Nahi Mujh Par Ab Dekh Isse Chalte Hue Aur Kya🤣😵🤣😵😂😭😵😂   You Was Advised To Not Open In Heading So Why Opened It Now Watch This Text Running 🤣😭😵😂😂😭😭😂😂😭
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Angrezi Beat

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An English teacher's last wish when she was  In I.C.U. that :- "The name of I.C.U. should be corrected to I WILL SEE YOU.(with fullstop in end)"🤣😵😭 Oh! i Forget To add Full Stop Her Aatma Will Put Me in Comma😄 Note:-Now The Teacher Is R.I.P (Resting In Peace☮️)with full Stop in The End.
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Be The Sun 🌞 In My Life

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 Husband:-)"Wife Can You Be The Sun Of My Life." Wife:-)"Yes My Dear🦌I will." Husband:-)"So Remain 149.38 crore kilometer away from me As earth 🌎 and sun 🌞 Difference Please. Note:-)Now Husband Has Been Launched To A Space In Nearest I.C.U.😂🤣😂🤣💔😵
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The Aliens 👽 Talk Joke

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  Conversation between Two  Aliens Ghanta and Panta:- Ghanta-"I have one question can you answer it." Panta-"Of Course i will answer it." Ghanta-"So tell that in साबुन दानी there is soap,in  चूहा दानी there is mouse 🐀But why there are humans in मच्छर दानी instead of mosquitos??????????.🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Panta-"This is because in the viens of mosquitos there is the blood of humans("मच्छरों की रगों में इन्सान का ही खून है ")and on Earth 🌎 The animals with same blood live like a family .'😂😀😂😀😂😀😂 Note:-These Alien 👽 Are Soon Coming To earth 🌎 And Want A Room at rent If you have such room 😹.Please Comment To tell About your place.
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World laughter day

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  WORLD LAUGHTER DAY SPECIAL A Punjabi went to a 5 ⭐hotel and talk in English with a Punjabi waiter:- Customer-" Deff What what is?( बेहरे क्या क्या है Waiter- "This this is?"( ये ये है) Customer- "Some good is?( कुछ अच्छा है) Waiter-" All good is? (सब अच्छा है) Customer- "Some ready is?(कुछ तैयार है) Waiter(giving menu)- " All ready is?(सब तैयार है) Customer- "All some bring?"(सब थोड़ाथोड़ा लाओ Waiter- "All coming is ?"(सब आ रहा है) AFTER EATING Customer- "Bill how  is?"(बिल कितना है) Waiter -"Rs1000 is?(हज़ार रुपए है) Customer- "Too much is?"(बहुत ज़्यादा  है) Waiter- " Eating before thinking was?"(खाने से पहले सोचना था) Customer -"Bill filling you chilling?"(बिल भरता हूँ तू ठंडा हो जा)😁 BY T.J. Note- Sorry for doing aunty uncle (माँ-बहन) of            English. PLEASE SHARE LAUGHTER AND COMMENT↓
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Crorepati in Minutes

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 Hello, Today I am going to tell you an easy way of becoming A Crorepati.Firstly you will have to go to the registrar office buy a stamp paper and write that from today your wife's name will be Crore and Done now you are a Crorepati.😄🤣😁😆
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Live Report

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Today when students are studying at home. Criminals are also studying their mistakes by watching C.I.D.,CRIME PATROL and SAVDHAAN INDIA.So be careful after opening lockdown.😈 By T.J.
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Time Change

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Couples after new marriage(during full moon night):- WIFE- "My dear! what is glowing in sky." HUSBAND-"It is your reflection called                                   moon My dear!"But......................... After 5years on a full moon night:- WIFE(expecting same)-"Mr. What is glowing                                             In sky." HUSBAND-" Don't know." WIFE- "TELL?" HUSBAND- "So listen your father is standing                       There holding C.F.L. in hand.(तो सुन तेरा बाप वहाँ c.f.l  ले के खड़ा है वहाँ पर)😁 Note - dear husbands don't try this at home. By T.J.
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Mughal/Google

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If Akbar was alive in 21st century what would happen:- Akbar:-"Senapati find Anarkali in minutes." Senapati:-"It is impossible Sir." Akbar:-"WHY???" Senapati:-"Because we are Mughal not Google Sir."🤣😆😀🤣😂 Note:-"Akbar fired Senapati and hired Google ceo."
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Assume jokes apart=world's best joke website

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A maths teacher was eating roti by dipping it in an empty container. At that time a student came and asked,"What are you doing Sir"?? The teacher said,"I had assumed that the container has dal".😉Student,"So Sir can I assume myself==Your son-in-law."🤣 Note:-The Student is assumed to be alive by his parents after that. R.I.P=Rest in peace🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Question

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🤪What will you call a Person reading JOKES?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ANSWER:- Me🤪
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When god is smart

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This is what when God is over smart:- A person after great तपस्या pleased God and Get one  वरदान he asked god,"I want a life Where I have a fully A.C. room full of money and where people come after asking me ."GOD- " तथास्तु" BUT............Today the person is An A.T.M. guard .😁 BY T.J.
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Mother-"What are you doing. " Son-" Reading 📖 book 📙. " Mother-" Okkkkk. " After one hour Mother-" Which book you are reading from one hour. " Son-" Face book. "😈 😁 Note- Both Face and back of son has been. .  fractured.  😂 
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RAM- "I am very bored what should I do?" SHAM-"You should paint your house with                Birla white Putty." RAM- "WHY?" SHAM- "Because the company ad says,"      DIWARE BOL OTHENGI." then you can talk with walls and remove your boringness."😅 BY T.J.
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TINKU- "Which companies has  most ads?" PINKU- " DIAPER COMPANIES" TINKU- " WHY?" PINKU- "Because behind every truck                 They had given ad ," USE DIAPER                  AT NIGHT"with "BLOW HORN".😁 TINKU- " RIGHT."📯🥳📯 BY T.J.
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हिंदी-Chini

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DIFFERENCE:-An Indian 🇮🇳 woman👩 sees cockroach and Shouts-"Bachaooooooooo" A Chinese 🇨🇳  woman👩 sees cockroach and shouts- "Chalo Khaooooooooo." And cockroach shouts-"Bachaooooo. "😈 😁
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Jungle joke

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One night Two friends went to jungle where lion 🦁 Live and talk with each other to Remove fear:- Ramesh- "You don't feel fear that the lion 🦁can eat both of us".  Suresh-"NO, because I know lion 🦁 only eat non veg" Ramesg- "So what???"  Suresh-"And as You know We are pure veg so lion cannot eat us."☺ Ram - "You are a genius Suresh. "  Note- The lion 🦁 suicided after listening the conversation.  . . . . . . . . 
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🦉

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If you have never seen an owl............. . . Then I am sure you had never seen the mirror. 😜😝
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Be Scientific

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According To Science:- If your weight is 100kg on earth than your weight will be 16.6kg on Moon .So if your weight crosses 100kg so donot think you are fat you are only on the Wrong Planet my dear 😜😝 
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Pataka Pataka

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On a Diwali day children fire a cracker on the road and on the same time an aunty come there:- Children(shouted) -" Aunty Pataka Aunty Pataka. " Aunty(wearing saree)  -" ना बेटा अब वो बात कहां।  Children(again) - Aunty Pataka Aunty Pataka. " Aunty(smiling) - Nooooooo. 😂 And the cracker blast on her Children-" Aunty ऊं फट सवाहा"😈 😁
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Vadakkam

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A Punjabi went to a south Indian hotel and order 14 vadas(वडा) but only one vada  came :- Punjabi- "One problem." Southmanager-"What problem. " Punjabi -" Vada kam(less vadas) " Southmanager -" Vada kam(hello in tamil)  . " Punjabi(in anger) -"I said vadakam". Southmanager - "Okk Sir Vadakam. " Punjabi(last time) -"I said Vada kam" Southmanager - "Okk Sir Vadakam" Note- Today manager's 32दाँत kam.. Don't argue with a hungry punjabi😂😂😂
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RAM-"Tell which alphabet is revolutionary? SHAM-" F " RAM- "WHY?" SHAM- "Because it can convert our teacher                 Into फटीचर and sauce into अफसोस." 😉 RAM- " Yes ,you got it." By T.J.
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Husband-  "my wife! today is your birthday                    tell me where to go." Wife- "I want to go to a place where people            deadly wants to go." Husband- "So lets go to(shamshanghat)                     Cemetery." Wife- "WHY?" Husband- "Because people got dead to go                   there."                   ☺☺☺
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Once Sham a फूल went to doctor for his acidity problem and the doctor suggested him eating fruit without peeling(छीलना )  .... But today he is In ICU for his stomach. . . . operation because of eating . . . Coconut without peeling(छीलना) 😂😝 Note- Don't try this at home. 
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DOCTOR- "What is your problem?" PATIENT- "Doc! every night I saw matches." DOCTOR- "Not to worry I will give you pills                     and all matches will  postpone." PATIENT- "Sir I can't take pills from today?" DOCTOR- "WHY?" PATIENT- "because today is final."☺ BY T.J.
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SANTA- "Tell Mr. Terrocardreader ,what                 Is my future?" Terrocardreader- "Santa you will open 2                                   factories in future ." Santa become very happy but............................. Now he is a watchman and opens 10 factories  everyday in morning. ☺ 😂😂 BY T.J.
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TEACHER- " Tinku tell why we put cotton in                       the nose of dead body." TINKU-"Sir, so that the dead body cannot                 Breathe again and be alive."😅 TEACHER- "😵😵"
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Parents expectations:- SON-" I have topped the I.A.S. test." PARENTS- "Well done!" Reality:- Son- "I have passed a test." PARENTS- "Which one I.A.S or I.P.S.?" Son- "Not them, I have passed corona test." By T.J. 😈
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RAM- "Tell which is the only place where               there are many people but we still                Feel lonely?" SHAM- "Don't know, please tell." RAM- " Examination hall."😁 BY T.J.
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A Thief's watsapp status:- I am a great entrepreneur I had given jobs to 1000s of people called police ☺ And................. The police comments on that status boss Please come to office your cabin(jail) is empty BY T.J.
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WIFE- "I wish I had married to a devil than               You." HUSBAND-"But my dear did you don't know                      you can't marry  your brother (Devil)."😈 Note- Today husband is R.I.P.☠ BY T.J.
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A nuclear definition of marriage by Einstine from his bio-graphy:- Marriage is a slow reaction whose results can be seen after years Marriage is that experiment which is done to be good but result remain same every time Marriage in first year is like discovery of atom and after that converted into atom bombs. E=△mc2, this all I can say, the world says I am most Intelligent but I think they should meet my wife before saying this. 😂😈
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Bill Gates make windows rather than gates. Dirubhai Ambani never sell mangoes (Amb) Markzuckerberg never sell burgers . So never take your surname seriously😂
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If money is the dirt of hands................ Then Ambani , Tata and Birla are the big dumping grounds.😈😝
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Summer on fire

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The sun is giving too much heat As, after washing clothes are drying in minutes And after wearing clothes become wet in seconds. 😝 😜
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Typical Questions Are Here

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 Typical questions:- "Had you done your mental treatment?" "Had you left drinking?" "Had you left gambling?" Note- say yes or no (only).😈
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SANTA-" BANTA! I want to make lemonade               In large amount but lemon is much               Costly." BANTA- No worry I will help you. SANTA- HOW? BANTA- I have VIM whose one drop has                 power of hundred lemons    . BY T.J.
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Ram- "Tell what is corona?" Sham - "It is a bigger version of summer               holidays."😃 Ram - "😵😵"
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TEACHER- "Tell students what will happen                     If a large meteorite will crash to                     our earth. STUDENT- " Only a mettalic sound(ton) will                       occur sir." TEACHER-" WHY?" STUDENT- "Sir I thought you don't have                      Listen the song(Eh duniya Eh                       Duniya Pittal Di)." BY T.J.
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 RAM-"I am thinking to buy a            Small Jupiter(scooter)."  SHAM-"Why not Saturn which is much              Smaller."😁 BY T.J.
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Postpone

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JOKES POSTPONED DUE TO PSEB  10TH RESULT 2020 by captain Amrinder Singh
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B'Facts

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B' s Facts Is the coolest letter as it always remain in  b/w A.C. Is a blood group which is always +ve. Can harm you with its dunk. Is a second class grade (which can be given in any class) A word used to describe 20 in Punjabi.😅 BY T.J.
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The Mask Joke

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Wife- "what should I wear so that I may look beautiful ?"         Husband- "MASK" NOTE- the husband is in I.C.U. ☺️☺️☺️BY            T.J.
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