WORTHLESS POINTS(अनमोल पंक्तियाँ)

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  WORTHLESS POINTS ( अनमोल पंक्तियाँ) HERE ⤵️ 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 6. Plagiarism saves time. 7. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself. 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 12. We waste time, so you don't have to. 13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away! 14. Never criti
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The Kundali Joke

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TINKU- "Great saint! Please tell my future."
SAINT- "OK! Give me your कुंडली."
TINKU - "Please take it."
SAINT- "So your name is Tinku your father's
               name is Raman you have 2 children
               And you had bought 2kg rice
               yesterday."
TINKU-"Yes!Yes! all is right , you are great."
SAINT -"No! My son you had brought your
               Ration Card rather than कुंडली."☺
BY
T.J.

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